Geometric precision for every breed. Dog grooming elevated to Neo-Plastic perfection.
Where every cut is a composition
Book your dog's transformation into pure geometric harmony.
We reject the chaos of the untrimmed coat. We reject the curved, the organic, the unstructured. Every dog that enters Blok & Borstel leaves as a composition — a harmony of vertical and horizontal planes, accented only in primary colors.
The universal beauty of the right angle applies as much to a Schnauzer's beard as it does to a canvas. Mondrian never groomed a dog, but if he had, this is how.
"The emotion of beauty is always obstructed by the appearance of the object. Therefore the object must be eliminated from the picture."
— Piet Mondrian
(on why we don't use dog photos)
Our most requested works of geometric grooming art.
A full wash and restructuring. Your dog emerges as pure, balanced form — free of chaos and loose fur.
€ 45Precision cutting at perfect right angles. Each nail a study in vertical-horizontal equilibrium.
€ 20Our signature style — a rhythmic, syncopated blow-dry that channels Broadway Boogie Woogie energy.
€ 60Each session at Blok & Borstel produces a unique composition. We don't follow trends — we follow the universal principles of Neo-Plasticism. Straight lines, primary colors, and the abolition of the superfluous.
View All ServicesA Standard Poodle, restructured into pure geometric harmony. Red accents at the ears, blue collar element.
A Yorkshire Terrier reduced to essential planes. Yellow highlights, black structural lines throughout.