Every grooming session is a composition. Every dog leaves as a work of geometric art. Below: our complete catalogue of Neo-Plastic treatments.
A full bath and restructuring treatment. We strip away chaos—loose fur, dirt, the disorder of the everyday—and reveal the pure geometric form beneath. Includes hypoallergenic shampoo, conditioner, and a towel composition.
Each nail cut to perfect right angles. We reject the curve—only vertical and horizontal planes remain. Includes paw pad conditioning and a brief meditation on geometric purity.
Our signature blow-dry: a rhythmic, syncopated styling that channels the energy of Mondrian's Broadway Boogie Woogie. Fur is sculpted into dynamic planes of movement and joy.
The complete transformation. Wash, trim, nail work, ear clean, blow-dry, and final composition. Your dog enters as raw material and leaves as architecture—a living Rietveld Schröder House of geometric perfection.
Industrial-grade de-shedding using the rhythm method. We remove the superfluous—every loose strand eliminated until only essential form remains.
We address the ear canal in two planes only: the vertical and the horizontal. Diagonal approaches are rejected as impure. Gentle cleansing solution applied with geometric precision. Includes inspection for compositional irregularities (infections).